Team USA Eliminated By Mexico

Okay. We got eliminated tonight from the World Baseball Classic. We obviously suck because we lost to Canada and South Korea along the way. But guess who eliminated us?

Mexico. Huh? Yes, Mexico. The country? Yes, Mexico. Do they even play baseball? Yes, why do you think they sneak into the United States? To learn baseball. Apparently it worked very well.

This loss may turn out to be a good thing for our immigration woes however because there won't be any need for them to keep coming. Sounds to me like the student is now the master.

Perhaps a number of us will now be sneaking into Mexico. Well, let's not be silly or get carried away. After all it is Mexico we're talking about. But maybe our PRO-fessional baseball players should be forced to spend time there. They might learn how to play baseball again.

Mexico? You lost to fucking Mexico? Is there any player on Team USA that shouldn't be stripped naked and beat with a splintered wooden spoon?

And lets not forget that this is right on the heels of the disgusting effort put on by the USA hockey team in the Olympics.

Anyone noticing a pattern? Can we please leave the prima donna PRO-fessionals home to count their millions and let the kids play? The college students? Non-college but still amateurs? Anyone but a pro?

Please tell me there aren't any more tournaments coming up in any sport where we will be sending "America's Best." I'd rather send my son's little league team.

Note to Bud Selig: Next time call me and I'll tell you how to do it. Just listen to Nasty....he knows all.