Hoss' Big Day
I'm sure all of you will be happy to know that come the end of this week, Hoss will no longer be able to procreate. That's good for all mankind. Especially those women that might otherwise have had to suffer as incubator for his demon seed.
Rumor has it that laser technology will be used. For his sake I hope the doc has a steady hand. Otherwise he'll really have a reason to shower in public with his pants on.
posted by McNasty at 10:43 PM
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Three inches, thank you. And that's after years of treatment.
I see you haven't bothered to tell these folks the latest and greatest about your adventure.
Apparently Hoss has a very thick scrotum. Which is fitting when you examine his skull. So the poor doc had to hang onto those testicles for a couple of hours only to have to give up eventually.
One ball snipped, the other one to be revisited at a future time.
Man, gettin' snipped sucks ass when you get both done at the same time. Now YOU gotta go back and go through it all over again.
Maybe they just like your berries, dude.
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